![]() Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree; Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte see also Christmas, Finance & Stress Sections Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree Baby Christmas Tree Baby-Proof Christmas Tree Blonde Christmas Tree Canadian Christmas Tree Candle-lit Christmas Tree Cat Ornament Chemistree Christmas Ball Tree Christmas Balls Christmas Budget Christmas Fruit Tree Christmas Hairstyle Christmas Light Cat Christmas Tree Puppy Ornament Christmas Tree Relief Christmas Tree Top Pain Christmas Tree Wheel ChristMoose Tree CPU Tree Designer Tree Elf Tree Decoration Engineer’s Christmas Spec Plans Fits Perfectly Griswold Christmas Tree Handyman’s Christmas Tree Jewish Christmas Tree Lego Ornament Light Christmas Tree Low Budget Tree Mountain Christmas Tree Mouse Christmas Ornament Newfie Christmas Tree Palm Tree Christmas Lights Redneck Antler Tree Redneck Christmas Lights Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Tree Transport Redneck Tire Tree Lights Sithmas Tree Texas Christmas Tree Texas Holiday Lights Train Tree Water For A Dry Christmas Tree Word Tree Zoo Christmas Tree |
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