If you pass this alcohol test, you can keep drinking, if not, it’s time to stop. Follow the simple instructions below: 1. Click on the man’s nose. 2. A new window will open - click on the man’s nose again. 3. For each time you click on his nose, you can drink another beer, glass of wine, or your favourite hard drink. ![]() In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr. Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor see also Alcohol Section Alcohol Research Alcohol Warning Be Anything You Want Dog Beer Conversion How Tequila Works If Alcohol Talked New Wine For Seniors One Beer A Day Wine Aerobics Wine Bibber |
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