Alcohol Test
Free online portable breathalyzer
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If you pass this alcohol test, you can keep drinking, if not, it’s time to stop. Follow the simple instructions below: 1. Click on the man’s nose. 2. A new window will open - click on the man’s nose again. 3. For each time you click on his nose, you can drink another beer, glass of wine, or your favourite hard drink. 
Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster see also Alcohol Section Alcohol Research Alcohol Warning Be Anything You Want Dog Beer Conversion How Tequila Works If Alcohol Talked New Wine For Seniors One Beer A Day Wine Aerobics Wine Bibber
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