iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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14-Jun-2021