iGifts

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner