It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t? ![]() I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. ![]() My daughter’s birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch. ![]() September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon. ![]() It was around then that the fight started. What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. (Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service) I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas... What do women want? - Sigmund Freud Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. 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