iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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06-Jul-2020