iGifts

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx