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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst