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Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie