iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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23-Oct-2020