iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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