It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t? ![]() I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. ![]() My daughter’s birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch. ![]() September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon. ![]() It was around then that the fight started. What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. (Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service) I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas... Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin see also Birthday, Hospital, Marriage, Shopping & Stress Sections Before Online Dating Before The Impact Computing For Girls - A Windows Special Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction Female IT Experts Hormone Guide iPhone Dock iPhone Evolution iPottie Iron Deposit Mission Gap - for Men & Women Mountain Iron Man Names of the Colours Real Iron Man Competition Real Man’s Point System Redneck Anniversary Gift Secret Of A Long Marriage Sheer Surprise The Good Wife’s Guide TurbAnne - India’s Iron Lady When Men Shop For Groceries Why iPad Won’t Replace a Newspaper Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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