![]() I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Stanislaw Lec I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die. Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray see also Art, Baby & Christmas Sections |
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