![]() Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12 Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree; Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash Advice from a tree: - Stand tall and proud - Go out on a limb - Remember your roots - Drink plenty of water - Enjoy the view - Unknown see also Car, Christmas, Inspiration, Mechanical & Redneck Sections Christmas Tree Relief |
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