Assange Finds Weapon of Mass Destruction

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden