Assange Finds Weapon of Mass Destruction

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. - Oliver Goldsmith

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction. - Pablo Picasso

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius