Assange Finds Weapon of Mass Destruction

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. - Oliver Goldsmith

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction. - Pablo Picasso

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden