![]() Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree; Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte see also Christmas & Redneck Sections ChristMoose Tree Texas Christmas Tree |
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