Redneck Focus Test

Focus: what Canadian politicians lack

Bubba’s always had an interest in straw poles



Redneck Broom Focus Test

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better. - Bohdi Sanders

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Teenagers only have to focus on themselves. It's not until we get older that we realize that other people exist. - Jennifer Lawrence

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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