How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

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How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

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The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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29-Nov-2020