![]() Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge see also Bird & Christmas Sections Christmas Balls Christmas Budget Christmas Dinner Made Easy Christmas Fireplace Tip Christmas Light Installation Christmas Pencil Sharpener Christmas Possessions To Enter Heaven Forget The Present Gingerbread Star Wars Walker Heathen’s Greetings Jingle Cats’ White Christmas Merry House Office Party Grinch Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Sleigh Santa For Kids Saskatchewan Entrepreneur Save Santa The Trip Signs of Christmas Everywhere Texas Hood Ornament Three Wise Men Three Wise Women Walking In A Doggie Wonderland |
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