![]() Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright see also Cat Section A Better Mousetrap? Boa Constrictor Catches A Mouse Mouse Grill Mouse Trap Redneck Mousetrap |
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