![]() Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12 Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple On the top of the Crumpetty Tree The Quangle Wangle sat, But his face you could not see, On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte see also Bar, Christmas & Redneck Sections ChristMoose Tree Redneck Christmas Tree |
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