[Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She
has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this...] There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins Get thee glass eyes; And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.) In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov see also Government, History & Politics Sections Hillary in 2007: Democrat Gift Bill & Hillary in 2009: Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set America’s Moment of Truth Bucket of Hillary Da Queen Donald Trump White House First Dog Happy Scary Halloween Hillarius Trump Hillary Hairstyle Redneck Politician Vote For Me |
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