[Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She
has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this...]
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”
“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that.”
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy
There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike
Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy
There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike
Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
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