[Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She
has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this...]
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”
“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that.”
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane
The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane
The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
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