[Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She
has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this...]
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”
“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that.”
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei
An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover
Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy
I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono
There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane
If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei
An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover
Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy
I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono
There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane
If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov
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