[Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She
has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this...] A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien see also Government, History & Politics Sections Hillary in 2007: Democrat Gift Bill & Hillary in 2009: Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set America’s Moment of Truth Bucket of Hillary Da Queen Donald Trump White House First Dog Happy Scary Halloween Hillarius Trump Hillary Hairstyle Redneck Politician Vote For Me |
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