Unhappy Feet

Life before Penguins of Madagascar

An actor who didn’t make it into the “Happy Feet” movie



Unhappy life before Penguins of Madagascar

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself. - Publilius Syrus

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others. - Aesop

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness. - Mignon McLaughlin

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking


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03-Jun-2020