A young man at a New Year’s Eve party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette. Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain see also New Years Section Bird Smoker Cancer Tree Cockroach Cancer Smoke Coolant Smoker Hood Smoking Area Ceiling Smoking Sister Stool Fool |
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