[This is a girl in Ireland who’s making prank calls at the age of 8. Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon "Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?", New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt see also Practical Section Going Green for Ireland Green Beards Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey! Irish Alzheimers Irish Banister Blessing Irish Bar Irish Birth Control Irish Blessings and Sayings Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos Irish Drink Irish Exam Irish Flood Irish Rugby Fans Irish Sky Garden Crater Irish Virgin Irish Yoga Irish Weather Forecasting Leprechaun Treats Little Leprechaun St. Patrick’s Day Joe-ks St. Patrick’s Day Riddles St. Patrick’s Dog St. Patrick’s Pot of Gold Swimming Buddies The Fert What’s Under The Kilt? |
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