[This is a girl in Ireland who’s making prank calls at the age of 8. No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad. For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey see also Practical Section Going Green for Ireland Green Beards Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey! Irish Alzheimers Irish Banister Blessing Irish Bar Irish Birth Control Irish Blessings and Sayings Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos Irish Drink Irish Exam Irish Flood Irish Rugby Fans Irish Sky Garden Crater Irish Virgin Irish Yoga Irish Weather Forecasting Leprechaun Treats Little Leprechaun St. Patrick’s Day Joe-ks St. Patrick’s Day Riddles St. Patrick’s Dog St. Patrick’s Pot of Gold Swimming Buddies The Fert What’s Under The Kilt? |
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