![]() I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die. Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner see also Canada, Shopping & Weather Sections Saskatchewan Army Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower Saskatchewan Freeway Saskatchewan Harley Saskatchewan Mosquito Saskatchewan Roughrider Fan Saskatchewan Rules Saskatchewan Snow Blower Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale Saskatchewan Wind Chimes Summer in Saskatchewan |
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