Engineers gone mad! Asbestos Free Flocking for the Christmas tree Christmas lights not to exceed one candle power Christmas tree 'Dripline' and Limits of Present Placement Compliancy Standards for trees over 6'-0" Duct Tape needs a professional elf's approval Flame Retardant sprayed on the Christmas tree with scented pine aerosol Limits of Santa's landing strip on the chimney Load Bearing Christmas tree stand Presents wrapped in semi-gloss festive paper with adhesive clear strips Roof Live Loads - capable of supporting reindeer, loaded sleigh & an overweight man Roof Top holiday compliancy plans Runaway sleigh containment barrier - made from high strength bungee material Seismic Studies to ensure tree is placed in a geologically secure area Tree angel attached with H7 braces Wheelchair access to the fireplace ![]() Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey Don't make plans, make options. - Jennifer Aniston Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5. - Unknown I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan The past exists only in our memories, The future only in our plans. The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown Christmas in an Engineering company |
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