Golf Birdie in Hawaii

the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai

Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)


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Laysan Albatross, ‘Moli’

The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed.
In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.

Golf Albatross birdie in Hawaii

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08-Dec-2019