Fractured Christmas Carols & Songs

Can you guess the titles of these fractured Christmas Carols?


Name the following 23 songs & carols using the given clues (no title repeated):

1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-Colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin-Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time @ 2400 Hours... Weather: Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam-Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Red Man En Route to Borough
13. Frozen Precipitation Commence
14. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
15. The “Quadruped with the Vermillion” Proboscis
16. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
17. Delight for this Planet
18. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
19. The Dozen Festive 24-Hour Intervals
20. Our Fervent Hope @ joe-ks.com Is That You Thoroughly Enjoy Your Yuletide Season
21. Parent Was Observed Osculating a Red-Coated Unshaven Teamster
22. May the Deity Bestow an Absence of Fatigue to Mild Male Humans
23. Obese Personification Fabricated of Compressed Mounds of Minute Crystals


Answers

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Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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31-Oct-2020