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Holiday Songs for the Disturbed
Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER… Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER… Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

DEMENTIA… I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas.

DEPRESSION… Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

MANIC… Deck the Halls and Walls and House and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks... or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER… We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

NARCISSISTIC… Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER… Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell... (YOU GET THE IDEA)

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY… The Twelve Days of Christmas (don’t make me repeat that again)

PARANOID… Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.

PASSIVE / AGGRESSIVE… Silent Night

PERSONALITY DISORDER… You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I’ll tell you why.

SCHIZOPHRENIA… Do You Hear What I Hear?


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29-Jun-2022