Christmas Tree Top Pain

When it’s painful being on top of the Christmas Tree





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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Forgive those who have hurt you. - Les Brown

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say. - Calvin Coolidge

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust


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14-May-2021