Christmas Tree Top Pain

When it’s painful being on top of the Christmas Tree





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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I have never been hurt by what I have not said. - Calvin Coolidge

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

While those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more. - C S Lewis

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well. - Lewis B Smedes

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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04-Jun-2020