![]() France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden see also Dog & Snowman Sections |
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