![]() Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Dog & Snowman Sections |
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