A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.
The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.
“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”
I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown
Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner
The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn
A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker
A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy
Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin
Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell
Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis
Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher
Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell
A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold
No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel
Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama
Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker
Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown
Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner
The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn
A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker
A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy
Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin
Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell
Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis
Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher
Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell
A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold
No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel
Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama
Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker
Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
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