Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

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I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

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I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

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The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

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Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

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What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

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It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

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When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

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09-Apr-2020