A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.
The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.
“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”
Business as usual. - David Lloyd George
Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker
Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z
I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown
Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard
One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns
By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker
Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z
I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown
Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard
One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns
By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
see also Dog & Hunting Sections
New Dog Breeds
Thumbs Up Dog
 Ultimate Border Control Protection |  Note Flasher |  Lineup For Dinner |  Do Nothing Day |  Horn Blower |
 Breathe in the Ocean |  Skywalking |  Low Ceiling Workout |  Maxi Boot Sorbet |  OCD Highschool |
 Kona Lisa |  Fire Distinguisher |  An Apple A Day |  2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) |  Redneck Book Holder |
 Cold Canada Winter |  Snow Reservations |  Must Catch Pokemon |  Flat-Earthers |  Boy Scout Scooter |
22-Jan-2020 |