A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.
The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.
“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle
We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles
You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple
Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope
Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle
We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles
You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple
Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope
Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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