A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.
The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.
“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller
The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters
Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard
Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis
Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell
Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock
Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown
Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell
The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire
The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche
What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller
The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters
Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard
Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis
Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell
Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock
Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown
Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell
The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire
The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche
What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric
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