A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.
The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.
“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough
The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild
Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar
The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg
It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis
Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar
Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough
The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild
Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar
The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg
It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis
Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar
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