A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.
The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.
“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker
Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett
I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates
Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown
The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward
Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry
Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker
Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett
I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates
Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell
The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown
The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward
Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry
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