Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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05-Jul-2020