Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog

A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

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