Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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21-Jan-2020