A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.
The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.
“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis
Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen
Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller
Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy
Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell
Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy
No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer
The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma
Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis
Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen
Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller
Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy
Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell
Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy
No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer
The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma
Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
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