Jethro and Bubba went moose hunting every winter without success. So one year they came up with a cunning plan - they decided to rent an authentic cow moose costume and learn the mating call. They would then hide in the costume, lure the bull moose, slip out of the costume and shoot the moose.
The couple set off for the woods, climbed into the costume and found an ideal spot on the edge of a clearing where they gave the moose love call.
After a few minutes, a huge bull moose appeared. When it was close enough, Jethro (at the front) said, “Let’s get out and shoot him.”
But Bubba (at the back) said, “I can’t! The zipper’s stuck. What are we going to do?”
Jethro said, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”
see also
Hunting, Moose, Redneck & Stress Sections
Call Of The Wild - 2002 version
How To Cook A Deer
How To Make A Deer Stand
Redneck Bird Dogs
Redneck Deer Stand
Redneck Porch Hunter
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