Real Man's Point System

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects…

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed… +1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows… 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets… -1
You leave the toilet seat up… -5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty… 0
When the toilet paper roll is empty, you resort to Kleenex... -10
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom… -20
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings… +15
In the snow… +28
But return with beer… -5
And no liners… -25
You check out a suspicious noise at night… 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing… 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something… +5
You pummel it with a six iron… +10
It’s her cat… -40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party… 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy… -2
Named Tiffany… -4
Tiffany is a dancer… -10
With breast implants… -18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday… 0
You buy a card and flowers… 0
You take her out to dinner… 0
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar… +1
Okay, it is a sports bar… -2
And it’s all-you-can-eat night… -3
It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favorite team… -10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal… 0
The pal is happily married… +1
The pal is single… -7
He drives a Ferrari… -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)… -15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie… +2
You take her to a movie she likes… +4
You take her to a movie you hate… +6
You take her to a movie you like… -2
It’s called Death Cop III… -3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans… -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans… -15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly… -15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it… +10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts… -30
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too”… -800

THE BIG QUESTION: She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
You hesitate in responding… -10
You reply, “Where?”… -35
You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”… -100
Any other response… -20

COMMUNICATION: When she wants to talk about a problem...
You listen, displaying a concerned expression… 0
You listen, for over 30 minutes… +5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience… +50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying “Well, what do you think I should do?”… -100
You have fallen asleep… -200

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk… -100
You don’t talk… -150
You spend time with her… -200
You don’t spend time with her… -500
You seem to be enjoying yourself… -1000
You send her to joe-ks.com… +777

QuotaBills
What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

see also Marriage & Relationship Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
When Men Shop For Groceries
Winning An Argument With A Woman

Real Man’s Point System

How to deal with women

06-Dec-2019