Real Man's Point System

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects…

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed… +1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows… 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets… -1
You leave the toilet seat up… -5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty… 0
When the toilet paper roll is empty, you resort to Kleenex... -10
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom… -20
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings… +15
In the snow… +28
But return with beer… -5
And no liners… -25
You check out a suspicious noise at night… 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing… 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something… +5
You pummel it with a six iron… +10
It’s her cat… -40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party… 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy… -2
Named Tiffany… -4
Tiffany is a dancer… -10
With breast implants… -18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday… 0
You buy a card and flowers… 0
You take her out to dinner… 0
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar… +1
Okay, it is a sports bar… -2
And it’s all-you-can-eat night… -3
It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favorite team… -10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal… 0
The pal is happily married… +1
The pal is single… -7
He drives a Ferrari… -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)… -15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie… +2
You take her to a movie she likes… +4
You take her to a movie you hate… +6
You take her to a movie you like… -2
It’s called Death Cop III… -3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans… -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans… -15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly… -15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it… +10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts… -30
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too”… -800

THE BIG QUESTION: She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
You hesitate in responding… -10
You reply, “Where?”… -35
You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”… -100
Any other response… -20

COMMUNICATION: When she wants to talk about a problem...
You listen, displaying a concerned expression… 0
You listen, for over 30 minutes… +5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience… +50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying “Well, what do you think I should do?”… -100
You have fallen asleep… -200

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk… -100
You don’t talk… -150
You spend time with her… -200
You don’t spend time with her… -500
You seem to be enjoying yourself… -1000
You send her to joe-ks.com… +777

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Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Reversing your treatment of the man you have wronged is better than asking his forgiveness. - Elbert Hubbard

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

see also Marriage & Relationship Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Hormone Guide
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
When Men Shop For Groceries
Winning An Argument With A Woman

Real Man’s Point System

How to deal with women

02-Jun-2020