Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel +
English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever +
Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway
Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu ...
Oh, never mind...
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
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