New Dog Breeds

Looking for an abstract dog or one true to the end?


Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway

Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu ... Oh, never mind...


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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


see also   Dog  Section
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04-Aug-2020