Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel +
English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever +
Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway
Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu ...
Oh, never mind...
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm
Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm
Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
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