New Dog Breeds

Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end Bull Terrier + Shitzu ... Oh, never mind... QuotaBills Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia see also   Dog  Section Dog Named “Salesman” Free Dog Thumbs Up Dog Wedding Dress Dog Train   Redneck Carriage Car Fishing Trip in New Zealand Baby's Eviction Notice Australia 101 For Tourists New Parking Spot For Women Bestist Perfect Circle Work At Home Mom German Car Parkade Conversation Chair Despicable Watermelon Popcorn Cremation Bus Stop Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol Tell Me Why You Can't Work Canadian Drive-Thru 'Light Through Planes' Art Time Is Free Fashion Decisions Harley Truck

04-Aug-2020