Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel +
English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever +
Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway
Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu ...
Oh, never mind...
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Familiarity breeds contempt. - Aesop
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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Wedding Dress Dog Train
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