![]() ![]() The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco see also Dubm Section Batman Wannabes |
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