Feel Like a Christmas Fruitcake?

When your shrink doesn’t even like you



Feeling Like A Fruitcake

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Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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03-Dec-2021