The History of Eggnog

Nothing like a good ol’ Back-to-the-basics Eggnog this Christmas





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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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27-Nov-2020