Antidote For Santa’s Milk

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Poison in Santa's milk

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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14-Aug-2022