An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias


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I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
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10-Jul-2020