An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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Cat Love
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I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
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11-May-2021