An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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01-Dec-2020