An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
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01-Aug-2021