An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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17-May-2022