An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson


see also   Relationship  Section
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Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
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09-Dec-2021