An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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03-Mar-2021