An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


QuotaBills
In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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Bare Bones Love
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Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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09-Apr-2020