An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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26-Jan-2020