An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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24-Jan-2020