Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190°F. ![]() Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti For all that has been - thanks. For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer see also Thanksgiving, Turkey & Weather Sections Bacon Turkey Going Cold Turkey Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all! How To Cook A Turkey Ode To A Turkey Redneck Thanksgiving Redneck Turkey Shoot Run, Turkey, Run! Thanksgiving Harvest Time Thanksgiving Joe-ks 4U Thanksgiving Thoughts Too Much Turkey Turkey Recipe Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork! ’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving |
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