Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190°F.
The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates.
Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway.
During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34°F in the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to the next two days, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established.
Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day.
We expect a warming trend where soup develops.
By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown
Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer
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