Wabbits

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?” The shopkeeper gets down on his knees (so that he’s on her level), and asks, “Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?” The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pyfon weally gives a thit.” QuotaBills Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg see also   Snake  &  Wabbit  Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! Let Me In - I’m Hungry Long Snake My Dad Works With Snakes New Arizona State Flag Not-So-Quiet Hunter’s Son Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake Rattlesnake Outhouse Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Snake Bite Snake Leather Snake Map Snake Math Snake Noodling Snakenophobia Tennessee Pro - Safety Tips for Dummies They Found Your Balls Why I Was Late For Work Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Yellow Pet   Boom Bag 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Grampoline Scarf Fashion Not Alone Goodbye Tattoo Family Exercise Bulge That All Women Love Hand Drawn Learn To Fly Rosella Ring Orthodox Weapon Antler Car Wicked Stawm Dementia Relations

15-Dec-2019