Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.”
Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes.
“What’s the problem?” asks Noah.
“Cut down some trees and let us live there,” say the snakes.
Noah follows their advice.
Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy.
Noah says, “So tell me how the trees helped.”
“Certainly,” reply the snakes. “We’re adders, and we need logs to multiply.”
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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