Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Even snakes are afraid of snakes.  Steven Wright Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics  Daffynitions joeks.com Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.  Robin Williams I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner If you see a snake, just kill it  don't appoint a committee on snakes.  H. Ross Perot Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.  WC Fields Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.  Leonardo da Vinci Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.  WC Fields If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas.  Frank McCourt Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Snake Section Anaconda Attack Manual  Be Prepared! 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