Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Even snakes are afraid of snakes.  Steven Wright Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics  Daffynitions joeks.com Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.  Robin Williams Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.  African Saying In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.  WC Fields Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.  WC Fields If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Snake Section Anaconda Attack Manual  Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm  Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! 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