Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.”
Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes.
“What’s the problem?” asks Noah.
“Cut down some trees and let us live there,” say the snakes.
Noah follows their advice.
Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy.
Noah says, “So tell me how the trees helped.”
“Certainly,” reply the snakes. “We’re adders, and we need logs to multiply.”
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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