Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.”
Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes.
“What’s the problem?” asks Noah.
“Cut down some trees and let us live there,” say the snakes.
Noah follows their advice.
Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy.
Noah says, “So tell me how the trees helped.”
“Certainly,” reply the snakes. “We’re adders, and we need logs to multiply.”
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
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