Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.”
Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes.
“What’s the problem?” asks Noah.
“Cut down some trees and let us live there,” say the snakes.
Noah follows their advice.
Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy.
Noah says, “So tell me how the trees helped.”
“Certainly,” reply the snakes. “We’re adders, and we need logs to multiply.”
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
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