Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.” Even snakes are afraid of snakes.  Steven Wright Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Math research is more like a marathon.  Terence Tao Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.  Persian Proverb A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope.  Arab Proverb Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.  African Saying In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann If you see a snake, just kill it  don't appoint a committee on snakes.  H. Ross Perot Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.  WC Fields Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.  Leonardo da Vinci Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.  WC Fields I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas.  Frank McCourt Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.  Daffynitions joeks.com If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Snake Section Anaconda Attack Manual  Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm  Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! Let Me In  I’m Hungry Long Snake My Dad Works With Snakes New Arizona State Flag NotSoQuiet Hunter’s Son Only In Thailand  Time To Clean The Pet Snake Rattlesnake Outhouse Sinus Remedy  How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Snake Bite Snake Leather Snake Map Snake Noodling Snakenophobia Tennessee Pro  Safety Tips for Dummies They Found Your Balls Wabbits Why I Was Late For Work Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Yellow Pet 
