Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.”
Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes.
“What’s the problem?” asks Noah.
“Cut down some trees and let us live there,” say the snakes.
Noah follows their advice.
Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy.
Noah says, “So tell me how the trees helped.”
“Certainly,” reply the snakes. “We’re adders, and we need logs to multiply.”
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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