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up with a mathematical proof for the non-existence of Santa Claus…] Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles see also Christmas & Engineering Sections Modern Santa Claus |
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