Santa’s On Strike This Year

Delivery of Christmas presents comes to a halt



When Santa Goes On Strike

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown


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27-Sep-2020