Santa’s On Strike This Year

Delivery of Christmas presents comes to a halt



When Santa Goes On Strike

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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28-Jan-2021