Santa’s On Strike This Year

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray