Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains and can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don’t want.
If you go shopping early you will surely be baroque, because you can shop at each store Purcell. Yule be saying, “I wish I Haydn’t did it, I guess my sin is Grieg.” I bought too many 3 Stooges paraphernalia, but I couldn’t resist Mozart. Now all I see at the bottom of my checkbook are those big, bad Berlioz.
The Electrician’s Christmas Hymn: Watt Child Is This
But don’t worry, after shopping, yule just say, “Schumann, let’s go eat some Mexican crocodile named “Elgar” and then we can top it off with some Shubert. After which, I can give you a ride home in my station Wagner.”
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