Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains and can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don’t want.
If you go shopping early you will surely be baroque, because you can shop at each store Purcell. Yule be saying, “I wish I Haydn’t did it, I guess my sin is Grieg.” I bought too many 3 Stooges paraphernalia, but I couldn’t resist Mozart. Now all I see at the bottom of my checkbook are those big, bad Berlioz.
The Electrician’s Christmas Hymn: Watt Child Is This
But don’t worry, after shopping, yule just say, “Schumann, let’s go eat some Mexican crocodile named “Elgar” and then we can top it off with some Shubert. After which, I can give you a ride home in my station Wagner.”
see also
Christmas, Music & Pun-e Sections
Animal Puns
Christmas Puns
‘First’ Class Puns
Humourous Puns
Pun-Dumb-Oh-nium
Puns Intended
Puntastic
Tearable Puns
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|  Redneck Shower Head
|  Wise Moves
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|  Emperor Penguins
|  The Side Effects of Veganism
|  Stair Railing Electrician
|  Cold Faucet
|  Make Womb For Baby
|  Hardtail Bike
|  Birth Control Kit
|  Come-Back Line Of The Year
|  Duck Gears
|  Chewing Gum Hazard
|  Keyboard Seating
|  Bent Over
|  Whatchamacallit Car
|  Gone To Market
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