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Jewish Mother-In-Law
Choosing the perfect match for her son

A young Jewish man excitedly told his mother he’d fallen in love, and was going to get married. He said, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and have you try to guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.

The next day, he brought three beautiful women home, sat them down on the couch and had them chat for a while.

Then he said, “Okay, Ma. Guess which one I’m going to marry.”

She immediately replied, “The redhead in the middle.”

“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right – how did you know!”

“I don’t like her.”



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02-Apr-2020