‘Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock see also Christmas & Diet Sections Aussie Night Before Christmas Aviator’s Night Before Christmas Biker’s Night Before Christmas Bronx Night Before Christmas Contract Spec Writer’s Night Before Christmas Genealogist’s Night Before Christmas Ghetto Night Before Christmas Hanukkah Night Before Christmas Italian Night Before Christmas Jewish-Chinese Night before Christmas Legal Speak Night Before Christmas Networkologist’s Night Before Christmas Politically Correct Night Before Christmas Redneck Night Before Christmas Scientist’s Night Before Christmas Spanish Night Before Christmas Star Trek ‘Next Generation’ Night Before Christmas Star Wars Christmas Texas Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|