Consider the following: You never actually see Santa, only his “assistants” ... Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire ... Santa doesn’t really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he’s the one who everybody credits with the work ... Santa doesn’t work anywhere near a 40 hour week ... Santa travels a lot. Conclusion:  Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure! see also   Christmas  &  College  Sections   A Man Named Fred Texas Wheel Mags Redneck Combo Plumbing Parking Squeeze Tree Barking Elephant Sunset TP Safety Locked Up Bull Elk Duck Crossing Peeping Snake Hydro Water Power Cutting Edge Delivery Baby Scan Redneck Mirror Skateboard Statue

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