Consider the following:
You never actually see Santa, only his “assistants” ...
Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire ...
Santa doesn’t really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he’s the one who everybody credits with the work ...
Santa doesn’t work anywhere near a 40 hour week ...
Santa travels a lot.
Conclusion: Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!
see also
Christmas & College Sections
|  Always Full Glass
|  Teople Poo
|  Only In Canada - Nosey Moose
|  Thrilling Read
|  2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars
|  Double Line Parking
|  New Audi
|  Romance Lost
|  Conversation Chair
|  Bird Person
|  Family Fun
|  Fence Sitter
|  Behind Curtain Number One
|  Canadian Moose Dog
|  Shear Dog
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