Bridal boutique:  “Marry Christmas.” Department store:  “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.” Jewelry store:  “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.” Outside a Church:  “The original Christmas Club.” Reducing salon:  “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.” Stationery store:  “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.” Toy Store:  “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.” see also   Christmas  &  Sign  Sections Merry House   Cure for Internet Addiction Seal LOL Keyboard Seating Illusive Dice Cockroach Cancer Time Management People Crossing Cozy Home Redneck Faucet Duck That Did Not Duck Chewie, We're Home Introducing the iPhone 20 Meateor Ancient Shiloh British Accountant Ruling On Criticism Going Into Space Domino's Delivers Everywhere Lord of the Wings Crossed Wires

03-Aug-2021