Bridal boutique:  “Marry Christmas.” Department store:  “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.” Jewelry store:  “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.” Outside a Church:  “The original Christmas Club.” Reducing salon:  “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.” Stationery store:  “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.” Toy Store:  “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.” see also   Christmas  &  Sign  Sections Merry House   Donut Hole History The Original Homeland Security 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Bustache I Will Never Tell Vancouver Snow Plow Costco Wheels British Accountant Find Your Car First Selfie Spider Trap Soothing Hairstyle Winter Ready Rush Job Calendar Head Games My Favourite Day of the Year Millionaire Women Face Palm Restaurant Valentines No Pit Stop Car

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