Bridal boutique: “Marry Christmas.” Department store: “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.” Jewelry store: “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.” Outside a Church: “The original Christmas Club.” Reducing salon: “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.” Stationery store: “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.” Toy Store: “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.”
see also Christmas & Sign Sections Merry House