Bridal boutique:  “Marry Christmas.” Department store:  “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.” Jewelry store:  “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.” Outside a Church:  “The original Christmas Club.” Reducing salon:  “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.” Stationery store:  “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.” Toy Store:  “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.” see also   Christmas  &  Sign  Sections Merry House   Pill Man Bus Wait Weight It Should Start Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time! Sparks Recycling Last Gasp Request Flower Shop For Men Canadian Archaeology Tank Top Security One Beer A Day Tennis Hammock Fare Dodger Husband of the Year Bolder Boulder Shoe Stop Exactly How I Feel Circle Of Life Outback Waterhole Next Week Plans Cycle Feeding Your Cows

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