Bridal boutique:  “Marry Christmas.” Department store:  “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.” Jewelry store:  “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.” Outside a Church:  “The original Christmas Club.” Reducing salon:  “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.” Stationery store:  “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.” Toy Store:  “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.” see also   Christmas  &  Sign  Sections Merry House   Shadow Seats Alice In Hulaland French Army Knife Putting Your Foot Down Chicken Rider ManHole Hurricane Irene Day At The Beach Luxury Bungalows Baby Brew Kids Klub Sheep Dog Distancing Candy Hairess Haircut For Staff Meetings Bag Hang-Up Dog Spa Pacman Skeleton Young Rock Star Shoplifter Warning Eavestrough Cat

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