Bridal boutique:  “Marry Christmas.” Department store:  “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.” Jewelry store:  “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.” Outside a Church:  “The original Christmas Club.” Reducing salon:  “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.” Stationery store:  “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.” Toy Store:  “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.” see also   Christmas  &  Sign  Sections Merry House   Social Distancing Champ GPS Directions Secret Exit Clippendales Starborks Post-Apocalyptical Section Hide And Sikh Yoga Pants Really Good Day Be Someone My Time Algebra Relationship Mask Shortage Exit Not Found Early Shave Dementia Purse Quarantine Response Braided Horse Tail Government Debt Statue Tug Of War

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