Bridal boutique:  “Marry Christmas.” Department store:  “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.” Jewelry store:  “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.” Outside a Church:  “The original Christmas Club.” Reducing salon:  “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.” Stationery store:  “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.” Toy Store:  “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.” see also   Christmas  &  Sign  Sections Merry House   Chair Boy Cheers Beer African Airstrip Horsepower vs Torque Filling Up Is OverRated Flywood Ukraine Aid Handicap Motorcyclist Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage Messerschmitt UNinvolved Plane Oops! Manitoba Home Security System Outdoor Pool Working From Home Snowbound Train Smirnoff Women Redneck Dent Repair Cocktail Shirt Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

18-May-2022