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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends. - Tom Cruise

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

I didn't ask her for nothin'. It was her that reduced me. - Archie Bunker

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come and sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you ask mathematicians what they do, you always get the same answer. They think. - M. Egrafov

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I believe in the redemptive need to admit mistakes, express regret, and ask for forgiveness. - Ana Navarro

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Ask any decent person what he thinks matters most in human conduct: five to one his answer will be "kindness." - Kenneth Clark

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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