Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - Charles E Montague

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. - Douglas Macarthur

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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27-Jun-2022