Plumbing Butter

Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Baker: A person who kneads the dough - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me. - Claiborne Pell

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Mart. - Joel Salatin

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. - Judd Nelson

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one. - Paul Simon

My dad actually makes the best cookies. My mum is great baker, too, but doesn't share them - it's tantalising! Luckily for me though, my dad shares his! - Blake Lively

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

I'm a very keen baker; I pride myself on my cakes. I go along the classic sponge line, but I like to jazz it up: I've made some psychedelic birthday cakes. - Greg Rutherford

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

Marketing is not bragging, and touting one's wares is not evil. The baker in the medieval town square must holler, 'Fresh rolls!' if he hopes to feed the townfolk. - Jeffrey Zeldman

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. - Lemony Snicket