Biblio-Mat

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Biblio-Mat where every book is a surprise

Where every book is a surprise

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis


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Deer Hunter Tattoo

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Re-Ewes Me

It's A Keeper

Plankstanders

Millionaire Women

Laptop Cooler

Scan Scam

Motorcycle Taxi

I've Got Time

Clangeroo

Redneck Cooler

Instead Of Flowers

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I Love Summer

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24-Jul-2021