Summer Speeding Ticket

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey