Summer Speeding Ticket

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien