Summer Speeding Ticket

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey