Summer Speeding Ticket

School opening getting a little too close for comfort?



Summer should get a speeding ticket school sign

Spotting speeders on school campus

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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Dodgy Coppers
New Speed Trap
Oklahoma’s New Posted Speed Limit
Radar Speed Check
School Speed Limit
Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft
Speed Limit Warning
Speeding Excuse
Spotted Spotters
Taxing Speed Limit
Texas Speed Camera
Toll Booth Speed Limit
Underwater Radar Trap
Where Nobody Speeds

 

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25-Nov-2020