Summer Speeding Ticket

School opening getting a little too close for comfort?



Summer should get a speeding ticket school sign

Spotting speeders on school campus

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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New Speed Trap
Oklahoma’s New Posted Speed Limit
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School Speed Limit
Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft
Speed Limit Warning
Speeding Excuse
Spotted Spotters
Taxing Speed Limit
Texas Speed Camera
Toll Booth Speed Limit
Underwater Radar Trap
Where Nobody Speeds

 

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22-Sep-2020