![]() Spotting speeders on school campus OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey see also Police, School & Sign Sections Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket Cyclists Speed Limit Strictly Enforced Dodgy Coppers New Speed Trap Oklahoma’s New Posted Speed Limit Radar Speed Check School Speed Limit Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft Speed Limit Warning Speeding Excuse Spotted Spotters Taxing Speed Limit Texas Speed Camera Toll Booth Speed Limit Underwater Radar Trap Where Nobody Speeds |
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