Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

You must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life. - Dallas Willard

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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22-Nov-2019