Dog Baggies

Friendly reminder for those who don’t clean up after their dog



When You Don't Use Your Dog Baggies

Dog waste disposal (aka Pooper Scoopers)
Disposal bags for  Dogs  and their owners

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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

A crisis is a terrible thing to waste. - Paul Romer

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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05-Jun-2020