The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo, and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving towards the Alamo.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and asked, “Jim, are we, bychance, having any landscaping done today?”
All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
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