The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo, and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving towards the Alamo.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and asked, “Jim, are we, bychance, having any landscaping done today?”
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
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