The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo, and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving towards the Alamo.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and asked, “Jim, are we, bychance, having any landscaping done today?”
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
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