The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo, and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving towards the Alamo.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and asked, “Jim, are we, bychance, having any landscaping done today?”
All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
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